A Toast to the Extraordinary Damsel of Imagination Station

My Blog Is Unlike Any Other Blog in that it is written by a strange & unusual woman who fancies herself a better writer than she lets on & something of a character to boot. Her wit & seemingly narcissistic trinkets of wisdom are full of comedic candor which come straight from her imaginary (but very real) friend Harvey, the 6'1 tall white rabbit who is also a Pooka, and a very good friend to Mr. Elwood P. Dowd, the person to whom credit must be given. He inspires the darling Chel to always (and almost to a fault) be herself. Charmed, I'm sure.

Being far more than a true credit to her sex, Michelle's presence in this world lends hope to the masses...unbeknownst to them. She is called to be The Caretaker, The Protector, The Warrior Princess in The Army Of Christ. She has the unique gift of SEEing and it has equipped her to handle whatever comes her way, be it national disasters or battling rogue spirits, she is the Chosen One. So give homage where it is so rightfully due and tread softly on her Blog...

Adieu, mon ami...































I AM Catwoman

So I'm said to have been a major beauty back in my day (relax I'm only 31) and the most intellectual, intelligent, incredulously incredible femme fatale on this planet...and that's just my opinion. "Wait til they get a load of me." 


So, who am I? Any chica can deem herself a CatWoman. We can thank Batman for that. From the time she became both sensual friend & sexual foe to our caped crusader, we have seen images of the non-furry seductress and have come to associate any reference to Cat People with comic book characters. While I applaud any suggestions to the existence of half breeds - half human/half feline - I'm also daunted (just a tad) by the fact that humans propose we are all fictitious trinkets of someone's extremely vivid imagination. I, the Empress Of Felines, disagrees vehemently.


There are super-beings living among you who happen to be the non-ostentatious type. We are made up of many, humans with special abilities (MeteorFreaks) & odd characteristics. Some of us, like myself, are SEEers. SEEers generally SEE & KNOW, but not all are KNOWers. And then there are those that have the ability to FEEL. I know this may all seem like gibberish to outsiders, but I can expalin in plain English. All of these abilities & gifts are sense-based. Lets just say that my people & I, half-breeds that we so proudly are, have uncanny heightened senses. Enough said. I cannot delve into this anymore without giving away priceless secrets. I can tell you this: It is all God-given. I myself am a bonafied Christian who believes that all of our gifts are from Christ. Those of us who are believers use our gifts to aid The Kingdom of God. And others...well...
Others, like my former self, do not understand who they are and have been drawn to the dark side. They are in desperate need of our prayers...and so they shall have them.


So Who Am I? What Am I? I'm a person, like yourself. I'm a human, although that word nauseates me, because you see, I am also something else. My non-human half is the one I desire to rest in. She is the girl with silver eyes. And she is...exquisite.


Adieu, mon ami,


~Empress of Felines


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