I was setting the table for midday tea & happened to eavesdrop on the exchange between two rather supercilious teapots, one made of silver & one made of porcelain. Here is what I happened to catch:
My dear, my dear you are cracked, if you think you can do a better job than I can!
Darling, you are full of milk if you believe you are the most efficient of us all.
Well, I'm no coveted family heirloom, but I'll do until another comes along.
Say, do mean to tell me that Your a prize? Ha! I'm the winner in this derby!
Well, I should say not! I can do anything you can do, and How!
We'll just see about that!
~My friends, we have just witnessed a dialogue between two teapots fighting for the proverbial throne. Or have we? Couldn't this be two women vying for the title best mom or best housewife, or just being plain catty? I think so. Think the dialogue sounds silly or doesn't ring true? Then my dear, you haven't been around many felines...err...women...have you?~
-Empress of Felines
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